I've lost my period, have you seen it?

It is true! It is gone, and I don't know where. My longest cycle is 31 days and today is day 31 so I guess technically I could find it tomorrow, but I have NO AF like symptoms, normally I have cramps from the endo from 3 days before my period like nothing else and nothing, I've lost my cramps too. I really should be more careful with my possessions.

Ok so I should do my DPO post since I'm still counting the days, so here goes...

Temperature: Shot up, AGAIN to 36.7 strange I know. I can conclude 2 things could have happened to cause this rise.

1. My body is (insert swear word here, preferably the one that starts with an F) and having the lap has really broken me, or PCO is breaking me too, my doctor said it might if I put on weight and I have put on a few kgs since the lap because of the sheer amount of emotional eating that I have done since then.

2. Someone evil, has broken into my house, made their way into my bedroom, stole my thermometer, taken it to their underground lair used some high tech equipment and TAMPERED yes, tampered with my thermometer, and made it be erratic. Someone who doesn't like me, actually probably someone who hates me. *Cue Jaws music*

So based on all of this scientific evidence that I have collected, I conclude that scenario two is probably the most likely!

Symtoms:
Tender breasts, although I think they are subsiding and have no been replaced by sore pectorials from my Body Pump session at the gym last night.

How I'm feeling:
Nothing really, suprisingly ok, just wishing for that biatch to arrive and make me stop waiting. What happened to the TWW? Who said anything about a TW+2DW?